Approval seeking (funny quotes)

Funny quotes

  • Black Eye: A stamp of disapproval.
  • I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twain
  • Cleavage: Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience.
  • When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. Mark Twain
  • Beware of fishing for compliments – you might come up with a boot. Carol Weston
  • Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided on. Ambrose Bierce
  • Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. Ambrose Bierce
  • Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval. Leonard Rossiter
  • There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
  • Next to the disapproval of our friends, the approval of our enemies is most to be dreaded. Octave Feuillet
  • I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it. Mark Twain
  • You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, but there will always be someone who hates peaches. Dita von Teese
  • When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t the slightest intention of putting it into practice. Otto Von Bismarck
  • If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle; you don’t have to bother with men they believe any compliment automatically. Alan Ayckbourn

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