Funny quotes

• Distracted from distraction by distraction. T. S. Eliot
• Men stumble over pebbles, never over mountains. Emilie Cady
• These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Chuck Palahniuk
• A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature. Nick Zito
• It’s easy to distract fat people; it’s a piece of cake. Chris Addison
• Sand was dribbling out of the bag of her attention, faster and faster. Sarah Blake
• The secret of medicine is to distract the patient, while Nature heals itself. Voltaire
• Now I will have less distraction. Leonhard Euler (Upon losing the use of his right eye)
• You are my addiction. You are my muse. My worst distraction. My poetry and hues. Avijeet Das
• I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. Bill Watterson
• I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. Gilda Radner
• The most dangerous distractions are the ones you love, but that don’t love you back. Warren Buffet
• There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction. Robert Breault
• The biggest distraction in life to one’s focus is often near locus standing people saying all hocus-pocus. Anuj
• You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Winston S. Churchill
• God was so bored pondering the mystery of his own existence that he created the world to distract himself. Jim Holt
• Hutchison’s Law: Any occurrence requiring undivided attention will be accompanied by a compelling distraction. Robert Bloch
• The reason we are so pleased to find other people’s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. Oscar Wilde
• Hutchison’s Law: Any occurrence requiring undivided attention will be accompanied by a compelling distraction. Robert Bloch
• Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are. George Carlin

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