Funny quotes

• Let that shit go!
• Happiness butterfly
• Don’t roll your third eye at me!
• Don’t just do something. Sit there!
• Sorry for what I said before I meditated.
• Inhale the good sh*t, exhale the bullsh*t.
• Come on inner peace, I don’t have all day!
• The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.
• Sitting still is a pain in the ass. Noah Levine
• You’ve mastered the seflie. Now master thy self.
• Meditation is the art of doing nothing. Naval Ravikant
• In meditation, I attempt to empty my–– oh that reminds me.
• Meditation applies the brakes to the mind. Ramana Maharshi
• The key to meditation is learning to stay. (Two dogs on mat)
• Meditation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.
• So what is a good meditator? The one who meditates. Allan Lokos
• Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. Amit Ray
• You are only 10 minutes and one meditation away from a good mood.
• It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
• Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bull shit. Karen Salmansohn
• If it weren’t for my mind, my meditation would be excellent. Pema Chodron
• If it weren’t for my mind, my meditation would be excellent. Ani Pema Chodron
• Meditation: Because some answers can only be found on the inner net. Shira Tamir
• Meditation is the ultimate mobile device; you can use it anywhere, anytime, unobtrusively.
• Please grant me coffee to change the things I can. And Meditation to accept the things I can’t.
• It’s like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That’s what meditation is! Jerry Seinfeld
• When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: “I wish no gifts, only presence”
• All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone. Blaise Pascal
• My son has taken up meditation – at least it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. Max Kaufman
• Meditation… dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass. Tom Robbins
• Meditation… dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.  Tom Robbins
• Meditation is the ultimate mobile device; you can use it anywhere, anytime, unobtrusively. Sharon Salzberg
• There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth: not going all the way, and not starting. Buddha
• To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it everyday. It’s like having a puppy. Chelsea Richer
• Convent – a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. Ambrose Bierce
• People shouldn’t think that its a religion or anything like that. It’s just like brushing your teeth. Howard Stern
• You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour. Zen Proverb
• I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place He kept ditching me.   Christopher Lloyd
• It is very rare to find a human being today. They are always going somewhere, hardly ever being here. That is why I call them ‘human goings’.  Ajahn Brahm
• It’s like having… you know, your phone has a charger, right? It’s like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That’s what Transcendental Meditation is! Jerry Seinfeld
• Two men meet on the street.
  One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
  The other one replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
  “And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
  “Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
  “Meditating? What’s that?”
  I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!
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