Mindfulness (funny quotes)

Funny quotes about mindfulness

  • Let that shit go!
  • Don’t roll your third eye at me!
  • Come on inner peace, I don’t have all day!
  • Inhale the good sh*t, exhale the bullsh*t.
  • The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.
  • You’ve mastered the seflie. Now master thy self.
  • I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. Ron Kittle
  • If you’re too open-minded, your brain will fall out.
  • Check on yourself as much as you check on your Instagram.
  • A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
  • Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. Amit Ray
  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
  • Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bull shit. Karen Salmansohn
  • Mindfulness is about falling awake rather than asleep. Shamash Alidina
  • I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats. Eckhart Tolle
  • Don’t let anyone rent a space in your head unless they’re a good tenant.
  • A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa
  • In the pursuit of happiness, the hard part is knowing when you’ve caught up.
  • If I have one foot in yesterday and another in tomorrow I crap all over today.
  • These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb. Najwa Zebain
  • When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: “I wish no gifts, only presence”
  • All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone. Blaise Pascal
  • When you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky. Buddha
  • You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.
  • There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. Doug Larson
  • Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. Unknown
  • Hutchison’s Law: Any occurrence requiring undivided attention will be accompanied by a compelling distraction. Robert Bloch
  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers
  • One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell
  • Life is sweet when you pay attention. When it doesn’t seem sweet, put a sticker on your nose and do a funky dance. Whitney Scott
  • Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
  • I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place. He kept ditching me. Christopher Lloyd
  • Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours. Swedish Proverb
  • It is very rare to find a human being today. They are always going somewhere, hardly ever being here. That is why I call them ‘human goings’.  Ajahn Brahm
  • Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. Nathanial Hawthorne
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